🐱 "Purr-fect Hideaway for Fancy Felines!"
Oi hooman! Looking for the purrfect place for me to nap, spy, stretch, and avoid that noisy hoover? Look no further. This 2-tier bamboo & felt throne is exactly what I deserve. 😼
It's got two levels — one for curling up in a cosy little cave, and another that turns into a wide, soft hammock for when I feel like flopping out like the queen I am. (Which is always.)
Made from strong, smooth bamboo (I won’t knock it over... maybe), and soft felt that’s comfy in all seasons. There’s even a sneaky shelf underneath where you can hide my toys, treats, or that embarrassing jumper you bought me.
No tools needed. You’ll set it up faster than I can tip over your cuppa. ☕
🐾 Meow-velous Features:
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🐈 Hammock OR Hideout? Yes. Both. I’m in charge.
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🌿 Natural Bamboo Frame: Strong. Stylish. Sustainable. Just like me.
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🧶 Soft Breathable Felt: Cool in summer, cosy in winter. Ideal for naps AND zoomies.
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🎁 Hidden Shelf: You tidy. I scatter.
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🛠️ No Tools Needed: Less fuss, more cat time.
📏 The Stats (for hoomans):
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Size: 46 x 46 x 53 cm
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Storage Shelf: 37 x 37 x 12 cm
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Weight Capacity (each level): 10 kg (that’s about 1.57 stone — or one large cat, plus snacks)
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Net Weight: 2.5 kg (0.39 stone — lighter than me after a big dinner)
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Colour: Natural Bamboo + Grey Felt = très chic
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Package Includes:
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need a nap. You may admire me from afar. 🐾👑
